so i’m going TO IRELAND
i think i’m spending next summer interning in nyc ha hahahahahahah HA
Sexy Rupert Murdoch
Comes with: deep V-neck spandex prison suit, handcuffs, and bonus hacker kit in briefcase! Shaving cream and shame not included.
Sexy Mark Zuckerberg
Comes with: Facebook tee, iPhone belt. Youthful arrogance and Harvard degree not included.
Sexy Steve Buscemi
Comes with: deep V-neck spandex pajamas, glasses. Alcohol not included.
Sexy Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson not included. Desired effect may vary.
Sexy Tim Pawlenty
Comes with: American flag towel, lipstick, sense of resignation + Sudoku puzzles to kill time.
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