if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
(via buffythebamfireslayer)
letting a creepy crawly live in your room because you’re too scared to kill it
i have a friend right now fb chatting me and he’s going on in regular conversation with terrible insults sprinkled throughout and then adding SUCH nice compliments it’s like i’m speaking with Ian
OKAY is last weeks episode of doctor who (crimson horror) important? Because its unbearable to watch its so bad
Actually doctor who is so bad now I wanna die
my english teacher from high school recently posted the status:
“Congrats College Board on your evil S.A.T. money-making scheme: you’ve yet again given many a student a false sense of anticipated success or failure. Such crap.”
and another teacher responded:
“What do you mean, Heidi? As long as you’re white, middle class (or better) and not disabled, you’ll do fine on the SAT (data on this is pretty consistent). I don’t see the problem here.”
Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water.
And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes
you cannot even breathe deeply, and
the night sky is no home, and
you have cried yourself to sleep enough times
that you are down to your last two percent, butnothing is infinite,
not even loss.You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day
you are going to find yourself again.
(Source: finnualabutler, via getyourassbeat)
Ian I whatsapped you this time it’s not whiny or needy please see it and freak out w/ me
